Wakey, wakey
I have a theory: if you want to know someone's true personality, wake them up in the middle of the night.You see, Krusty did a lot of pretending that he was all strong and aloof when we met, following one of his own theories that women love bastards (boy is he wrong). Anyway, if you wake Krusty up in the middle of the night, whatever you say, he will answer 'I am sorry'. This from a guy who REFUSES to say sorry while he is conscious! So, all those repressed sorries come out in his sleep and he turns out to be a really attentive, thoughtful boyfriend.
Don't get me wrong, he is those things in the day, too, but he wanted me to believe that he wasn't when we met. So, for those just starting out in a relationship, start waking up your boyfriend around 3 in the morning, see what happens.
As for me, shake me awake mid-dream, and all you'll get is a grunt and a 'whaaaaaattttt? leave me aloooonnnnnnne"......
posted by The rat and the monkey @ 4:31:00 AM
2 Comments:
If someone wakes me up in the middle of the night, I just start molesting them...with no memory of it later.
don't go there - unless it's a sick or hungry child - i am going to be a total bitch to anyone who tries to disturb the much needed and highly ineffective "beauty" sleep.
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